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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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