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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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