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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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