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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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