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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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