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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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