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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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