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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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