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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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