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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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