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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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