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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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