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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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