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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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