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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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