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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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