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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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