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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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