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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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