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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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