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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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