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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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