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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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