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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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