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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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