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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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