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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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