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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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