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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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