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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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