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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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