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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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