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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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