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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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