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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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