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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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