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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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