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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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