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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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