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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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