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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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