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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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