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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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