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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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