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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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