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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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