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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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