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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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