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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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