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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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