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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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