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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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