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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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