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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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